When I read this comment over at Unfogged, a little light bulb turned on above my head.
Imagine, a job where they pay you to procrastinate!
(In a sense, this describes my current job, only my employer doesn't realize it.)
I can just picture it. The boss is standing in the entrance to the employee's cubicle. . .
Boss: Walters, I need you to write a report on third-quarter sales.
Walters: Sure, boss, when do you need it?
Boss: If you get it to me any sooner than next Friday, you'll be looking for a new job!
I wonder if such a work scenario would actually make me more produtive, in sort of a reverse-psychology way. Guess I'll never find out.