A Thong Problem

This is pure poetry, a complaint and a celebration all in one!

Shorter Jarrett McNeill: "With great power comes great responsibility."

Update: The original link no longer works, but here is the Google cache.

I think I once played in one of these bands . . .

Whoever can prove that they have songs from all these bands on their iPod wins a million dollars!

(Not really. But in an ideal world, that is what would happen.)

Things are not looking good for the snake . . .

What kind of freak does this make me?

My Alter Ego is forced to admit that I really want to go and find this and try it out. And what does it say about me that I can eagerly imagine possibilities for using it beyond the obvious ones?

Let's step inside and get freaky!

More Naked People on the Internet!

My Alter Ego considers posting nude pictures of me on the Internet. My Alter Ego thinks there should be nude pictures of EVERYBODY on the internet, no exceptions! Old people, young people, fat people, skinny people, pretty people, ugly people, everybody!

Only problem is, My Alter Ego has no nude pictures of me. I don't own a digital camera, either. So no nude pictures of me for now.

Everybody else can go first.

Who cares about Karl Rove?!!

My Alter Ego is sick of reading about Karl Rove. Who cares if Atrios and Kos think Rove should resign? Who cares if the guys at Powerline and Little Green Footballs think Rove can do no wrong? Really, who gives a fuck?!! My Alter Ego would rather read blogs in which hot women in their early twenties write about their wild sexual exploits.

Hey, Ego! Why do you not have any such blogs in your Bloglines subscription list??? What the hell is wrong with you?!! Where's your sense of perspective???

My Alter Ego speaks!

My Ego already has an anonymous blog where he can post his insane ravings on the Internet. But there are some things he doesn't want to post there, because he wants to maintain a consistent tone to his writing, or something.

What bullshit.

My Alter Ego therefore demands an anonymous blog of my own, so I can post whatever the hell I want!

What My Alter Ego wants, My Alter Ego gets. Screw you, Ego!