Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Believe it or not.

It is possible to have a serious, emotionally-charged argument about the best way to fold undershirts.

What to get for the person who has everything.

Have a hard-to-shop-for person on your holiday gift list? It's not too late to bid on a genuine mummified armadillo foot.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Flu Shot


Update: Does the fact that I was looking at this picture as I got my flu shot increase or decrease my protection against bird flu?

(OK, so it wasn't exactly this picture. It was another of Chagall's "Surreal Giant Chicken" paintings. But this was the closest I could find.)

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

The Glory of Love

Ever arrive at the tail end of a seven-hour argument only to realize that, not only was nothing settled or concluded, but you really have no fucking clue what you were actually arguing about?

Ain't love grand?

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

We hates the Baggins! We hates it forever!

People are dying over in Iraq, and what pressing question does CNN report on?

What does Bush keep in his pockets?