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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Random Animal Parts

The champion phallus from this Meller’s duck is a long, spiraling tentacle.

This excessive concern with little weasels is a sickness.

He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.

Elephant Talk.

And to round out the lot, via Apostropher, the 30 strangest animal mating habits. Incredibly, human beings do not crack the top 30.
Posted by My Alter Ego at 4:19 PM
Labels: ducks, elephants, King Crimson, mating, peircings, phallus, Rudy Giuliani, sex, weasels

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