Sunday, August 07, 2011

A partial list of things which, as a result of disinterest so profound it borders on the hostile, I hereby publicly express an unwillingness to give:

  • a hoot
  • a fig
  • a dang
  • a darn
  • a damn
  • a tinker's cuss
  • a crap
  • a good God damn
  • a shit
  • a rat's ass
  • a fuck1

1: neither the flying variety nor the more common flightless variety shall be given

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