Good thing ogged isn't around to see this.

Or maybe he is. Ogged, on the off chance you come across this, don't click on the link below. And anyone else who would be utterly disgusted or otherwise offended by an extremely explicit movie clip of bare-assed women farting in the faces of other women, I likewise warn you away from clicking on the link, because it really is disgusting and offensive. But it is comedy gold. If nothing else, the internet is surely a testament to the infinite variety of the bizarre things that people get off on.

But enough yakking, already. Here's the link. Very, very much NOT work-safe. (I can't believe I'm posting this. This is a new low for me.)

Via. (Click if you would like to see a still image from the video to see what you're in for.)

Friday catblogging? Why the hell not!

Update: For the brave: the world's ugliest cat(s). (Via Grow-a-Brain.)

Update 2: Remember Cy, the tragically adorable one-eyed kitten who was in the news last month? Well if this drawing of Cy does not bring a tear to your eye, then you have no soul. (My Spanish is not all it could be, but I believe the caption is best translated as "last hope" or, perhaps more poetically, "last wish.")

What? Garfield? Again??

I can't believe I'm posting about Garfield again. But trust me on this. This one is not your usual Garfield comic.

Warning of a different sort.

The image in the next post (or previous post, depending on how you look at it) contains partial nudity and arachnid bestiality. If you would be offended by either or both of those, or are using a computer in a location where the screen is visible by those who would consider such things offensive, then do not scroll down. To move the potentially-offensive post off the top of the page, and to serve as a "unicorn chaser," I give you this image (which I stole from Wonkette):
















OK, then. On to the squickiness.

Eight-Legged Freaks!

Translation of the message on the posters: "Without a condom, you are making love with AIDS. Protect yourself." (As with all pictures on this blog, click on the image for the full-sized version.)

After seeing these images, I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep tonight.

Via.

!!!!!Warning!!!!!

With a scare graphic this good, who cares what the actual news story is? (But in case you do, here it is. Bonus points for the fact that the lizard is named "Gonzo.")

I'm outta here . . .

No, I am not joining ogged in the great hereafter of blogdom. I will just be away from my normal routine for the next week or so, and as a result the Ego will be spending very little time in front of a computer, and the Alter Ego even less so. Perhaps I will have interesting tales to recount upon my return. Perhaps not. We'll see . . .

Le Dromadaire

Avec ses quatres dromadaires
Don Pedro d'Alfaroubeira
Courut le monde et l'admira.
Il fit ce que je voudrais faire
Si j'avais quatre dromadaires.

Guillaume Apollinaire - Le bestiaire ou Cortège d'Orphée (1911)

Nancy, what's a third-stage Guild navigator?

The Ronald Reagan Presidential library has an online list of all the movies Ronald Reagan watched during his term as president. I wonder, did Dune (12/22/84) make any fucking sense at all to the Gipper?

"Look, Nancy -- Baron Harkonnen just pulled out that young man's heart plug!"

Via Grow-a-Brain.

Photogenic?

Um, not exactly.

P.S.: Please tell me this isn't a preview of what we have to look forward to in the 2008 presidential election!