The image in the next post (or previous post, depending on how you look at it) contains partial nudity and arachnid bestiality. If you would be offended by either or both of those, or are using a computer in a location where the screen is visible by those who would consider such things offensive, then do not scroll down. To move the potentially-offensive post off the top of the page, and to serve as a "unicorn chaser," I give you this image (which I stole from Wonkette):
OK, then. On to the squickiness.