Friday, July 21, 2006

And I would have gotten away with it if the burning dog hadn't set fire to the school.

For a reporter, it must feel like you've won the lottery when you get to begin a story with a sentence like this:
A Chinese headmaster, who tried to buy off colleagues by cooking dog meat for them after secretly selling off trees around the school, ended up setting fire to classrooms when the meal burst into flames, a Chinese newspaper said Friday.

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