For those of you who haven't met me before, I'm just your average giant mutant cockroach, typical denizen of a post-nuclear-holocaust wasteland in which there are fewer of you and more of us. So how am I able to comment and blog in 2006, a world not yet ravaged by nuclear war? More on that later, but suffice to say we giant mutant cockroaches are a clever bunch.
I'll wrap up my first post here with a link to The Cockroach FAQ - everything you always wanted to know about cockroaches but were afraid to ask. While the questions and answers there relate to the regular cocroaches you are more likely to be familiar with, we giant mutant cockroaches have a lot in common with our pre-apocalyptic ancestors, so much of the information found there remains true for us. For example:
Thirst, hunger, sex and safety rule the cockroach life.See, you and I are not so different after all!
While they keep their bodies clean for their own protection, they are not and can not be 'house broken'. Think of them as an eternal puppy.Aww! How cute! Don't you want a cockroach of your very own?
Till next time . . .